Wacky Web Tales: The Haunted Tower

Another funny WWT(Wacky Web Tale)!

Here's the link to the story: Wacky Web Tales - The Haunted Tower
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One afternoon Agent Orange and Russian Bear were walking down a(n) disgusting trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were rotten and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Agent Orange and Russian Bear began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they danced so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Agent Orange began to get worried, but Russian Bear seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Russian Bear said. “Do you see that deer? It looks like a house!”
“We're saved!” cried Agent Orange, who was relieved.
Once they got closer, Agent Orange felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottage Agent Orange had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 3.141597382 feet tall, and it was covered with hot pink ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Agent Orange had ever seen!
Agent Orange said, “Russian Bear, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”
“Don't be such a(n) llama! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Russian Bear.
Agent Orange was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his nose chatter as Russian Bear opened the door. All of a sudden, Agent Orange felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Agent Orange!” they all kicked.
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P.S. I'm sure only class 25 will be able to fully understand the humor in this story! XD